User:ScissorLuver

  function NavigateTo(url, newWindow) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.url = url; myObject.newWindow = newWindow; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('symcBFNavigateTo', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function ChangeToolbarIcon(inText, inImage) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.text = inText; myObject.image = inImage; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('changeToolbarIconEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function DimPage { dimElement = document.createElement('div'); dimElement.id = 'coShastaDimDiv'; dimElement.style.cssText = 'z-index:10;width:100%;height:100%;background-color:black;opacity:0.60;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;'; var theBody = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0]; theBody.appendChild(dimElement); } function NPNNew { theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('symcBFActivate', false, false, 0); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function UpdatePageStatus(inURL) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.blockURL = inURL; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('updatePageStatusEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent);}function UpdateToolbarMenu(inSafeSearch) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.SafeSearch = inSafeSearch; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('updateToolbarMenuEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent);}function SetBarVisibility(barstatus) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.barstatus = barstatus; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('setBarVisibilityEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent);}function SetCachedStrings(inText, inImage, inTextNA, inImageNA) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.text = inText; myObject.image = inImage; myObject.textNA = inTextNA; myObject.imageNA = inImageNA; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('setCachedStringsEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function SetResourceFolder(inFolder) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.resFolder = inFolder; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('setResourceFolderEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function SetSafeSearchValues(isSSEinPrefs, isSSEinSafeMgr,isBuzz, showMyAccount) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.showMyAccount = showMyAccount; myObject.isSSEinPrefs = isSSEinPrefs; myObject.isBuzz=isBuzz; myObject.isSSEinSafeMgr=isSSEinSafeMgr; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('setSafeSearchValuesEventHandler', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function ShowSafeSearchOffering {theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('symcShowSafeSearchOffering', false, false, 0); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function SafeSearchOfferResponded {theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('symcSafeSearchOfferResponded', false, false, 0); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); } function SetSearchString(inQuery) { var myObject = new Object; myObject.query = inQuery; theEvent = document.createEvent('CustomEvent'); theEvent.initCustomEvent('symcSetSearchString', false, false, myObject); document.dispatchEvent(theEvent); }  The name's Jade. If you aren't completely stupid, which I could guess most of you are; You'd know that. You'd also know I go to Hollywood Arts. If you don't go there, then get off my profile. Gross. Because you all don't know much about me, I'll write two lists- only because I want to. One list for stuff I love, the other for stuff I hate.

Stuff I love: Scissors, Vampires, Beck, Annoying Tori, Imitating Tori, The Scissoring, Horror, Blood, Gore, Pain, Monkey Fur, Human Sacrifice, When People Get Hurt, Piercings, Tattoos, Acting, Singing, Writing Plays, The Colour Black, Coffee, Locking Myself In The Bathroom And Turning Off The Lights, Being Unpredictable, Making People Sad, Making People Mad, Being Mad, When Boys Cry, Bunnies, Scaring People, chewing ice.

Stuff I hate: When You Go To A Restaurant and The Shrimp Have Tails, Birthday Parties, Bios, Profile Blurbs, Video Captions, When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated", When dogs jump on me and the owner says "it's okay! he's friendly!" Guess what? I'm not. Ketchup on hotdogs, When people complain about my loud ice-chewing, When people say 'Have a nice day', Fish, Making videos, when boys ask if they can kiss you, the word 'moist', the word 'tissue', Happiness, being happy, smiling, laughing, the number 9, the noise that tongues make, bras that hook in the front, that santa won't go to a gym and lose weight, the fact I was just mean to santa, people who look into the tissue after blowing their nose, ducks, when eating lobster and someone tries to put a bib on me, bibs, children, twins, copy-cats, people who bite their lip to try to look hot, green soup, sinus infections (except when Tori had one), Milk, Flowers, Lullabies, Babies. 