User blog:Catxcrazy/Derek Mitchell Must Die

WARNING: It sucks.

Chapter 1=

One Day, there was a guy named Derek Mitchell. He was pretty much the definition of perfect, captain of the basketball team, most popular guy in school. I’m just a regular girl. Well, not really. You see, I move a lot, and I have no friends. I have to move because of my mom. She pretty much gets a boyfriend, they break up, and we move. But, why do I keep talking about me? This story is about Derek Mitchell. He had one girlfriend. Kelly Jones. Dumber than a bag of potato chips. Wait, two girlfriends? His other girlfriend was Blair Pierce. Captain of the cheerleading team. Wait, three girlfriends? Okay, I hope that’s it. His last (well, I hope) girlfriend was Quinn. Computer geek. Yeah, that’s all. I came up to Derek and Quinn and they kissed because she said something in another language. This guy confused me. Later that week, I had gym. Well, we ALL had gym, and then hell froze over. They started hitting each other with dodgeballs because they were all dating Derek. Pissed off, I said, “He’s dating all of you, and instead of dating him, you’re beating the shit out of each other?” Then I got detention. We ALL got detention. When the day was over, I got to detention first. I met Ashton there. Ashton Parker, half-brother of Derek Mitchell. We talked a bit, but then he left. When he left, I started reading. Then Quinn, Kelly, and Blair came. They started fighting about who Derek loves most, but then they finally came to their senses. And that afternoon, we all decided something. We were going to kill Derek Mitchell.